badlittlebloodsucker:

                              “G runkle?   Hookworm?

                              Okay, kid, now you’re just screwing
                              with me on purpose.  It’s not good
                              biz to mess with a vampire, squirt.”

  He was pretty sure by now the boy was 
  just nuts- parading around in this getup,
  blabbering about glob knows what- but
  something that was said did catch his
  attention, making him drop the topic of
  Dipper’s questionable sanity.

                      “Uh….
 
                      You say this entire town is full of humans?
                                                               And that’s no joke?”

                          “Grunkle as in Great Uncle.
                                        And if I where messing with you, you’d know.”

Dipper pulled at his furr
pants in annoyance,
this outfit was the bane
of his being at the moment.

                              “Um - no… this is one of many towns of humans…”