badlittlebloodsucker:

                     ”P sh, what?   Why would you spend money HERE?

                                         I’ve been here like three minutes
                                         and I can tell you this place blows.

                                Whoa, wait,
                                             back it up a sec- -

                                                     you say you’re  h u m a n ?

                            Man, no wonder! I thought I was just going
                            batty when I found this crap shack! Smells
                            like human all over  -  except for you and 
                            your baby dog butt. Hey, I won’t judge, kid.
                            Whatever helps you get your freak on.”

              “That’s a great question, all the cool things are out in the woods.

                             Um - yeah… This is a town full of humans - aside from the woods but
                             And i don’t like dressing like this, my
                             Grunkle makes me to make money.“