
“H ookworm?
The hell is a hookworm?
The hell is a Mystery Shack,
for that matter? Sounds ten
kinds of shady, if you ask me.
And yeah, I said it.
I AM a vampire.
The K I N G of vampires, actually.
And call me old fashioned, but I’ve never much
been a fan of werewolves. What kind did you
say you were, now? Besides a stinky baby.”

“I’m not a stinky baby! And I’m a human male.”
He sighed softly,
“It’s like chaffing of skin on fur.
Oh - it’s like, a place for people visiting this town come and spend money at.”
“Grunkle as in Great Uncle. And if I where messing with you, you’d know.” Dipper pulled at his furr pants in annoyance,...
“G runkle? Hookworm? Okay, kid, now you’re just screwing with me on purpose. It’s not good biz to mess with a vampire,...
“It’s really not that bad"Cam said