badlittlebloodsucker:

                        “H ookworm?         
                                                        The hell is a hookworm?

                                                        The hell is a Mystery Shack,
                                                        for that matter?  Sounds  ten
                                                        kinds of shady, if you ask me.

                          And yeah, I said it.
                          I  AM   a   vampire.

                                       The  K I N G  of vampires, actually.

                         And call me old fashioned, but I’ve never much
                         been a  fan  of  werewolves.  What kind did you
                         say you were, now?  Besides  a  stinky  baby.”

              “I’m not a stinky baby! And I’m a human male.”

                           He sighed softly,
                                “It’s like chaffing of skin on fur.

              Oh - it’s like, a place for people visiting this town come and spend money at.”