gooberpines:

_{“Yeah, y’know what?
 I’m gonna pass on this one.”}

_{Please.
As if he’s never had a bad idea before.
Off of the pedestal, Dipper.} 

_{“Good know those you guys would be shocked though.”} 

“Come on dude,
 Do you have a better
 plan? I mean, what
 ever happened to solving
 all the mysterious in Gravity Falls?”