dippxr-blog:

You don’t have to ask me twice.

who cooks normally?:
I like to think the two of them;
A) trade off so no one cooks more then the other.
B) The two of them cook together one doing one part of the meal, the other doing a different part, and messing around with each other and having lots of fun.
(Though nights they can’t do that, Dipper since hes a decent cook, and Normans not the biggest fan of cooking.)

how often do they fight?:
I like to think that they never fight and are adorable dorks, but;
The two get into arguments when they started officially dating (About 15-16) they got into fights rather often, arguing about small things.
Though when they get older and move in together, the fighting and bickering can be rather common and Dipper normally goes and apologizing, always feeling the spats are his fault.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
When they where young (12-14) They would text each other loads, both getting a little frustrated when there was a span of 20 minutes with no word.
15 to like 19??: Normally sulk and wait for the other to come home (Like a little puppy maybe??)

nicknames for each other?:
Dipper to Norman: Norm, Nudey (A dorky thing Norman said when they had first met, and he thinks it funny to call him that from time to time)

Norman to Dipper: Dip, Dippy, Dip shit, Dippin’ Sauce, Lil’ Dipper (Hehe), Mystery boy.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
It depends on the night, Dipper will be a gentle man and offer to pay it first, not wanting to be a burden on Norman in anyway or form.

who steals the covers at night?:
Dipper has a habit of stealing them at first then pretty much throwing them on the ground while he sleeps. (Though Norman doesn’t mind, he normally stays up playing/drawing on his DS since he has trouble getting to sleep, so he’ll normally remake the bed after Dippers little thefts and outbursts.

what would they get each other for gifts?:
It really depends, though Dipper is sure to get Norman a zombie action figure as a small joke every year, no matter how old he is.
And Norman is sure to pick one really shitty ironic hat and one decent hat for Dipper each year.

who remembers things?:
I think Dipper is better with events, like what was said, what happened, who said something dorky at one point. While Norman is better at dates, Birthdays, Anniversaries and such.

who cusses more?:
I would say Dipper, Norman doesn’t really feel the need to cuss.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Norman feels like it was his fault when Dipper is hurt in anyway or form and refuses to leave Dippers side, and if he has to he’s sure to get a ghost friend to keep and eye on him.

Dipper makes sure to make life as comfortable as possible for Norman. He really just makes sure Norman doesn’t push himself at all while he’s hurt.

who kissed who first?:
Before Norman had to go back home for the year (When they where I’d say 14-15) Dipper walked Norman to his house, knowing he wouldn’t see him for a year, so he gave him a surprising kiss, and ran off blushing like a mad man.

who made the first move?:
I would say Norman, Dippers to nervous to do anything.

who started the relationship?:
Dipper, probably saying something along the lines of “Norman oh my god I love you, and I don’t want you to leave again, not a least as a friend!” (Something like that)

So this is still getting notes and I don’t understand why!?

This was super lame and I cannot, Like wow, I failed my OTP with this, and everyone keeps liking it!? Why???