Send one to see my muse react:

"The peanut butter is gone."
"Did we use all the whipped cream last night?"
"Please tell me you like your coffee hot."
"Is that a doughnut?"
"FUCK THE POLICE!"
"You're screwed."
"Wait, are you.... are you trying to hit on me?"
"You are a horrible human being."
"Looks like you're not coming home tonight."
"Your shirt is on backwards."
"I really like your-- is that a coffee machine?"